"Happy holidays": Weld County sheriff's guest column in Tribune lamented "attack on Christmas"
In a guest column published in the December 4 edition of the Greeley Tribune, Weld County Sheriff John Cooke declared it his "duty to speak out and stand up to" what he called "the vocal minority's attack on Christmas." Cooke indicated that by "vocal minority" he meant those who use seasonal greetings such as "happy holidays," as opposed to "[m]ost Americans," who he said "identify with the Christmas season, which is why we go shopping for Christmas gifts, decorate Christmas trees, make Christmas cookies, sing Christmas carols and wish one another 'Merry Christmas.' "
Cooke called a Fort Collins task force's recommendations for public holiday displays "a perfect example of tyranny of the minority" and suggested that they are "offensive to the vast majority who celebrate Christmas." Having acknowledged early in his commentary that some of his readers might celebrate Hanukkah, Cooke declared, "This time of year is ... about Christmas." As Colorado Media Matters has noted, in addition to Christmas and Hanukkah, the Fort Collins Holiday Display Task Force sought to accommodate celebrants of such holidays as "Diwali, Birth of Bah'u'llah, Bhodi Day, the Winter Solstice, Kwanzaa and more."
Cooke stated that since a waitress at a Red Lobster wished him "happy holidays" last year, he has not returned to the restaurant because, he wrote, "of Red Lobster's willingness to offend my faith and beliefs." Cooke later added, "A mature, respectful society should have tolerance for one another. When that tolerance turns into exclusion and attempts to force the opinion of minority groups on the entire community; we have gone too far."
From John Cooke's guest column "Saying 'Merry Christmas' is offensive?" published December 4 in the Greeley Tribune:
This month, first and foremost, I want to wish you and your family a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year. Furthermore, I truly hope you had a wonderful Thanksgiving. If it's Hanukkah that you celebrate, then let me wish you a Happy Hanukkah!
Most Americans identify with the Christmas season, which is why we go shopping for Christmas gifts, decorate Christmas trees, make Christmas cookies, sing Christmas carols and wish one another "Merry Christmas."
Notice that I didn't say "happy holidays." It troubles me that our society has a reached a point where wishing glad tidings with a simple statement like "Merry Christmas," could be interpreted as offensive and negative.
As an elected official and leader in the community, it is my duty to speak out and stand up to the vocal minority's attack on Christmas.
Our Founding Fathers brilliantly established the United States not as a democracy, but as a republic. The difference is crucial. It is the very foundation of our political framework. In a democracy, the majority rules, often at the expense of minority rights. In a republic, power is vested in individuals, and is exercised through their elected representatives. While frightened by the tyranny of the majority, it also was not the Founding Fathers' intent for the majority to live under the tyranny of the minority. We trust our elected officials to understand the difference.
The ridiculous recommendations of the Fort Collins holiday display task force are a perfect example of tyranny of the minority. By suggesting that Fort Collins city buildings not display any sign of Christmas, the very holiday that most of us celebrate, this small but vocal group tried to force its will on the rest of the city and any visitors traveling to northern Colorado for the season. This time of year is not about winter festivals, holiday trees, penguins, icicles, mitten trees or wishing people "happy holidays." It's about Christmas.
It's unfortunate that a small group of people want to sanitize the meaning of Christmas in an attempt not to offend anyone. Local businesses and national retailers alike seem to have fallen into this trap. In an attempt not to offend anyone, they disrespect the beliefs of the vast majority. Is this not offensive to the vast majority who celebrate Christmas?
Last year I went to dinner at the local Red Lobster. At the end of the meal the waitress handed me the bill and said "happy holidays." I asked her why she didn't say Merry Christmas. She replied that management told the staff not to say "Merry Christmas" as it might be inappropriate or offensive to some people. Because of Red Lobster's willingness to offend my faith and beliefs, I have not been back for dinner since.
Recently, Lowe's Home Improvement chain advertised the sale of "family trees" to replace the Christmas tree. First of all, someone please explain what exactly is a "family tree." While Lowe's management is trying to dig itself out of that public relations blunder, I can take advantage of our wonderful capitalistic system and choose not to shop there. I will search for a retailer that has not fallen into the hysteria of political correctness that demands phrases like "happy holidays" and "family trees."
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Closer to home, I am thankful that this type of political correctness has not infected communities in Weld County. A mature, respectful society should have tolerance for one another. When that tolerance turns into exclusion and attempts to force the opinion of minority groups on the entire community; we have gone too far.
Merry Christmas, Happy Hanukkah and Happy New Year! If you see me out during this wonderful season, please feel free to wish me any of these. I certainly won't be offended.
—E.B.



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cookie's runnin' a red herring on this one. 2 reasons: 1. sniffer will run this today, with cookie on as a guest, as opposed to the NIE's blockbuster release that bush knew a year ago that Iran suspended its' nuke weapons program in '03. Believe me, wadhams is on this damage control operation like white on rice! bush opened himself up to unending, unrelenting criticism from multiple fronts with his bungled presser this AM. sniffer will (must) avoid this if possible. red prestige is at stake.2. The Fort Collins City Council did EXACTLY what we predicted they'd do and accepted 2 recommendations and rejected the others. (Just like what would have happened had team sniffer not interfered.) In order to look relevent in this, cookie, the tribune and sniffer will rehash this "secular progressive" yarn and give it another go. After all, "the war on Christmas" is just not gettin' the goober cackles up like it has in the past.
OK... so because the waitress wasn't pyschic and didn't know his religion, he hates an all-encompassing well-wishing 'holiday' tribute and is so damn offended, he won't go back... BUT, if one wishes him a Happy Hanukkah, even though he isn't Jewish, he's still happy as a clam... oooo-kaaaaayy....
So I guess all the crime in Weld County has been eliminated if this is all the sheriff has to concern himself about. GET BACK TO WORK YOU O'LIELLY WANNABE, and quit writing "opinion" columns on my dime.
Oh for Pete's sake! I don't give a rat's patoot whether somebody wishes me Merry Christmas or Happy Holidays or anything else in the spirit of the season. And SHERIFF Cooke should remember that he was elected to perform the duties of the SHERIFF, not some Rush Limbaugh clone.
Lead that boycott of Red Lobster, Cookie! Someone with as refined a palate as yours would do better in gastronomic cathedrals such as A&W or Sonic... Bon Appetit!!
And it came to pass that the three Wise Men ventured upon a drunk crawling through the desert bearing gifts for the baby Jesus. " Which way to the Bethlehem Red Lobster" says the drunk. "I need a drink". "Bless you my son" reply the Wise men in unison. "For it is written that thou shall have a drink on Happy Holiday Eve that the prophecy be fulfilled". The drunk wandered off into the wilderness and the Wise Men continued on. "Who was that idiot" says one of the Wise Men. "Oh some crack pot sheriff in Weld County p..... off about his family trees at Lowes or something like that. I heard about it on the Clapplis hour of power" replies the other Wise Man. "Do you actually listen to that shi." another asks.
BIGBOOF, Good work. Sums up cookie just right. It's not enough to wish him well.......it has to be on his terms.
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